Post by Russell Hantz on Apr 13, 2011 0:39:48 GMT -5
I don't know if you noticed, Albert, but that was a pune. [/obscure joke only people who've read Terry Pratchett will get]
So, Fabio got Fabiowned at the challenge, which was pretty funny and ironic given that he was "The All-Rounder." (Err... No offense, dude.)
Anyway, the past couple of days have been a BITCH in the life of Russell, and I've essentially been kneecapped all the way around in terms of actually having time to get online and socialize with people, but I guess that's what I get for agreeing to play a game right in the middle of finals season.
I'm not sure how to feel about my tribe. On the positive side, we got Darrah, which essentially means that there's no way in hell I'm gonna get voted off if we ever go to tribal. On the negative side, we got Darrah, which essentially means that she's going to get kidnapped every damn round unless I can convince one of the other teams that I'll defect over there, or something.
I laughed my ass off when I found out that Kim was on my tribe. I guess I just can't keep my Hantz off that poor girl. (I did it again! *snerk*). Whether she's going to stick with the alliance that we made earlier, or be a vengeful bitch and try to get rid of me, I don't actually know, but I'd like to believe that she and Austin are mature enough to get a straw and suck up the fact that I wasn't willing to be their goat last time around.
Incidentally... Brett. Brett, Brett, Brett. He scares me. And not in a "he kicked my ass at the challenge kind of way," but in a... well, shit. You saw the conversation. He's like... IncrediBoy. I'm Mr. Incredible, out there, being awesome, and he's this guy that's sitting at home watching me and taking notes on all of my strengths and weaknesses. Like... Brett was in Japan. He knows me. Brett knows to look out for me. I'm never gonna be able to bullshit him, and that makes him very, very dangerous. I tried to dissuade him from attacking me by dangling an alliance offer as soon as we hit the tribe beach, but he completely ignored that part of the PM and responded to everything else.
Like... 'scuse me? Did you honestly just shoot down an alliance offer on day one? I don't care who you are, if you get the chance to make an alliance with one of the strongest players on your team, you should take it, even if you're planning on screwing them over anyway.
I feel like I'm Jennifer Lopez right now. I go, I put the moves on Brett, and he shoots me down. Well, I'm still Jennifer fucking Lopez, bitch, so I hope you and your hand have a good date tonight. I'll be off screwing other people, thank you very much.
...yeah, that comparison didn't go how I wanted it to. What do you want from me? I've been up 'til five AM, getting less than six hours of sleep for the past two weeks. Leave me alone! GAAARGH.
So, Fabio got Fabiowned at the challenge, which was pretty funny and ironic given that he was "The All-Rounder." (Err... No offense, dude.)
Anyway, the past couple of days have been a BITCH in the life of Russell, and I've essentially been kneecapped all the way around in terms of actually having time to get online and socialize with people, but I guess that's what I get for agreeing to play a game right in the middle of finals season.
I'm not sure how to feel about my tribe. On the positive side, we got Darrah, which essentially means that there's no way in hell I'm gonna get voted off if we ever go to tribal. On the negative side, we got Darrah, which essentially means that she's going to get kidnapped every damn round unless I can convince one of the other teams that I'll defect over there, or something.
I laughed my ass off when I found out that Kim was on my tribe. I guess I just can't keep my Hantz off that poor girl. (I did it again! *snerk*). Whether she's going to stick with the alliance that we made earlier, or be a vengeful bitch and try to get rid of me, I don't actually know, but I'd like to believe that she and Austin are mature enough to get a straw and suck up the fact that I wasn't willing to be their goat last time around.
Incidentally... Brett. Brett, Brett, Brett. He scares me. And not in a "he kicked my ass at the challenge kind of way," but in a... well, shit. You saw the conversation. He's like... IncrediBoy. I'm Mr. Incredible, out there, being awesome, and he's this guy that's sitting at home watching me and taking notes on all of my strengths and weaknesses. Like... Brett was in Japan. He knows me. Brett knows to look out for me. I'm never gonna be able to bullshit him, and that makes him very, very dangerous. I tried to dissuade him from attacking me by dangling an alliance offer as soon as we hit the tribe beach, but he completely ignored that part of the PM and responded to everything else.
Like... 'scuse me? Did you honestly just shoot down an alliance offer on day one? I don't care who you are, if you get the chance to make an alliance with one of the strongest players on your team, you should take it, even if you're planning on screwing them over anyway.
I feel like I'm Jennifer Lopez right now. I go, I put the moves on Brett, and he shoots me down. Well, I'm still Jennifer fucking Lopez, bitch, so I hope you and your hand have a good date tonight. I'll be off screwing other people, thank you very much.
...yeah, that comparison didn't go how I wanted it to. What do you want from me? I've been up 'til five AM, getting less than six hours of sleep for the past two weeks. Leave me alone! GAAARGH.