Post by Kim Powers on Jun 6, 2011 19:47:34 GMT -5
Amanda: Kim, you're up.
Kim: Thanks, Amanda.
Kim gets off her seat and looks pretty angry.
You guys really did it; you made it to the F2. I’ll start by giving you guys some props, you had targets on your backs from the time I left and you guys still managed to make it to the end. Am I happy about it? Absolutely not, after I left, I would have rather seen the FTC have Alina and Rob in it before you too. Do I think you guys deserve it? I guess I have to think that don’t I? I’ve never seen it where two people used each other more in an ORG than you two have during this game, and that’s not a good thing. Neither of you made moves for yourselves, hell, neither of you ever even spoke for yourselves. I would be talking to Brett on AIM and then he would copy and paste a conversation that he had with Lex to me. Same thing with Lex, he’ll say something like “Brett told me what you said about blah blah blah, I thought it was soooo funny!” Like are you guys serious? I can’t tell either of you one thing without the other one knowing. You guys are pretty much attached at the hip. Rose, Curtis, I now pronounce you husband and wife, congrats! Send me a postcard from the honeymoon and name one of your kids Kim since you guys love to talk to each other about the things I tell either one of you.
I’ll start with Brett. If there is one thing I learned about you throughout this game, it’s that, at times, you can possibly be more annoying than Bryan (no offense Bryan.) I’m not sure how many times I wanted to just not answer when you IMed me, or when you started to talk about past games that you used to play. Hey Brett, honestly, I don’t care about games you’ve played before. Was I in them? Do they have any effect on AS whatsoever? NO! Then I don’t want to hear about them. I think I may know more about your gameplay in eSurvivor then I do about this game. You were the invisible mute in that one I believe you said like a million times? I always just wanted to ask you “WHY CAN’T YOU BE AN INVISIBLE MUTE IN THIS GAME GOD DAMNIT?!” And you always seemed to complain about how you knew almost everyone playing the game. Its an AS season, you’re going to know people and the fact that you did know pretty much everyone and didn’t have problems with any of them, not making it as far as you have would be considered a disappointment. You had a friendship with Bryan and used that to manipulate him the round I went and told him you would take him to F3. Then you did it again when you asked him not to use his tiebreaker the round where you and Russell were tied. “I don’t want to let previous relationships determine the outcome of this game,” that is one of your most famous lines all season long. Well, you definitely didn’t go by that with those two examples I just showed.
As far as your gameplay goes, I consider it to be like when a . Let me recap exactly what you’ve done throughout the course of this game, since I couldn't seem to get away from you all fucking game long. When we were on Fengbao, you helped with challenges, but the whole tribe was great with challenges. You did help us win the shelter one, but you’re a fine arts major (used to be graphic design) so anything less than a win in that challenge would be a major fail. Am I saying you didn’t do anything during the challenges? No. Then the tribe switch came and you didn’t do much strategizing then either. Russ and myself schemed to get him to figure out what they were doing and we pretty much told you and Colleen what was happening and you went with it. Honestly, up until the merge, I didn’t see any strategic play from you at all. And then when the merge came, you relied on Lex to do your dirty work for you.
You gave me your freakin’ idol! The round Hunter was leaving, you gave it to me to hold onto incase you left. Had it not be for a certain someone telling me it was stupid for me to do that, me and Colleen were going to both 6x you out of existence leaving me with your idol. Looking back on it, I should have done it and the whole game would have been different. And then after that, you made Lex come to me and pretty much do your dirty work and make him out to be the bad guy. You couldn’t even talk to me yourself! And then Lex had to buy a 6x vote to save you when Russell was leaving. Why should I vote for you? You have pretty much done nothing this entire game!
Oh and Brett, you’re heartless to me it seems. When I THOUGHT you were going, I came to you and told you that you were being blindsided because we had grown close and I considered you a friend. Instead, you were planning on blindsiding me and let me sit there and explain how I needed to blindside you and you made me look like a fucking idiot. You could have stopped me and just said “Listen Kim, I’m sorry but I’ve heard some things and I’m actually not giving you the idol, I’m keeping it for myself and you’re going tonight.” And what was your response when I asked you about it? Oh yeah, “I wanted to save an epic blindside for the vote result.” You made it seem like the friendship we made was not as great as the blindside would be. I still am not over the way you handled that and that honestly changes the perspective I used to have about you.
Now Lex, I gotta say, you are an interesting fella. Let me start off by saying that you really are a friggen bastard. If I saw either “oops!” or “hazzah!” on my screen one more time, I may have killed myself. WTF does “Hazzah” even mean? What do I want to say about you? Well, if it means anything, you gave me good laughs during the game. But, while you did give me good laughs, you also are probably one of the worst social players, that I can see, in this game. Why you ask? Well, I’m going to say that we talked about 50-60 different times during the course of this game. Out of those times, I think you may have IMed me, hmmm, 5 times? And out of those 5 times, I think 3-4 of them were about something Brett told you that I said that you said was funny. So, Lex, I want a full definition of the word “hazzah.”
You went on a massive immunity run and that is really great. This game is more social than anything else and the only reason you’re still around is because you won immunities, so congrats to you. Does that alone make you worthy of the win? Absolutely not! Tell me if I’m wrong, but didn’t you say that you haven’t said a word to Alina since Malaysia, and she was in the F3 with you?! Yeah, I’m sure a lot of us haven’t spoken to Alina, but she also wasn’t aligned to me, Colleen, Austin or Russell. Hell, I think I had 2 or 3 different conversations with Alina this game and I was never in the same alliance as her. What does that show? Did you ever even bother talking to Russell or Austin before the end of the game? I know you talked to Colleen since you guys know each other previously. Oh, and Lex, I remember on my birthday telling you that I wanted a drunk “happy birthday” wish and you said I’d get it. Well, I never got it!
Am I bitter? No, I don’t get bitter. However, this is All Stars, and you guys need to earn this win. So, I have some questions/requests for the both of you. I don’t want any kissing ass either in these answers, that alone makes you not get my vote.
1. Give me at least two ways that everyone on the jury is like the person they are playing as.
2. Give each juror the title of hero or villain and explain your reasoning behind it.
3. Say something bad about the way your F2 partner played the game.
4. A winner HAS to know how the game went and especially KNOW their opponents. I want each of you to tell me what the strategy of each juror was, how it changed, what plans they had for the future, their main alliance, their REAL Final 2.
5. Please rank the jury based on their gameplay and then rank them based on how well you knew them during the game.
6. Compare each juror to a song and why.
7. Compare each juror to an animal and why.
8. Would you rather be the clown that distracts the bull or the guy riding the bull?
Good luck to both of you. I honestly have NO IDEA who to vote so whoever answers these the best will get my vote.
Kim: Thanks, Amanda.
Kim gets off her seat and looks pretty angry.
You guys really did it; you made it to the F2. I’ll start by giving you guys some props, you had targets on your backs from the time I left and you guys still managed to make it to the end. Am I happy about it? Absolutely not, after I left, I would have rather seen the FTC have Alina and Rob in it before you too. Do I think you guys deserve it? I guess I have to think that don’t I? I’ve never seen it where two people used each other more in an ORG than you two have during this game, and that’s not a good thing. Neither of you made moves for yourselves, hell, neither of you ever even spoke for yourselves. I would be talking to Brett on AIM and then he would copy and paste a conversation that he had with Lex to me. Same thing with Lex, he’ll say something like “Brett told me what you said about blah blah blah, I thought it was soooo funny!” Like are you guys serious? I can’t tell either of you one thing without the other one knowing. You guys are pretty much attached at the hip. Rose, Curtis, I now pronounce you husband and wife, congrats! Send me a postcard from the honeymoon and name one of your kids Kim since you guys love to talk to each other about the things I tell either one of you.
I’ll start with Brett. If there is one thing I learned about you throughout this game, it’s that, at times, you can possibly be more annoying than Bryan (no offense Bryan.) I’m not sure how many times I wanted to just not answer when you IMed me, or when you started to talk about past games that you used to play. Hey Brett, honestly, I don’t care about games you’ve played before. Was I in them? Do they have any effect on AS whatsoever? NO! Then I don’t want to hear about them. I think I may know more about your gameplay in eSurvivor then I do about this game. You were the invisible mute in that one I believe you said like a million times? I always just wanted to ask you “WHY CAN’T YOU BE AN INVISIBLE MUTE IN THIS GAME GOD DAMNIT?!” And you always seemed to complain about how you knew almost everyone playing the game. Its an AS season, you’re going to know people and the fact that you did know pretty much everyone and didn’t have problems with any of them, not making it as far as you have would be considered a disappointment. You had a friendship with Bryan and used that to manipulate him the round I went and told him you would take him to F3. Then you did it again when you asked him not to use his tiebreaker the round where you and Russell were tied. “I don’t want to let previous relationships determine the outcome of this game,” that is one of your most famous lines all season long. Well, you definitely didn’t go by that with those two examples I just showed.
As far as your gameplay goes, I consider it to be like when a . Let me recap exactly what you’ve done throughout the course of this game, since I couldn't seem to get away from you all fucking game long. When we were on Fengbao, you helped with challenges, but the whole tribe was great with challenges. You did help us win the shelter one, but you’re a fine arts major (used to be graphic design) so anything less than a win in that challenge would be a major fail. Am I saying you didn’t do anything during the challenges? No. Then the tribe switch came and you didn’t do much strategizing then either. Russ and myself schemed to get him to figure out what they were doing and we pretty much told you and Colleen what was happening and you went with it. Honestly, up until the merge, I didn’t see any strategic play from you at all. And then when the merge came, you relied on Lex to do your dirty work for you.
You gave me your freakin’ idol! The round Hunter was leaving, you gave it to me to hold onto incase you left. Had it not be for a certain someone telling me it was stupid for me to do that, me and Colleen were going to both 6x you out of existence leaving me with your idol. Looking back on it, I should have done it and the whole game would have been different. And then after that, you made Lex come to me and pretty much do your dirty work and make him out to be the bad guy. You couldn’t even talk to me yourself! And then Lex had to buy a 6x vote to save you when Russell was leaving. Why should I vote for you? You have pretty much done nothing this entire game!
Oh and Brett, you’re heartless to me it seems. When I THOUGHT you were going, I came to you and told you that you were being blindsided because we had grown close and I considered you a friend. Instead, you were planning on blindsiding me and let me sit there and explain how I needed to blindside you and you made me look like a fucking idiot. You could have stopped me and just said “Listen Kim, I’m sorry but I’ve heard some things and I’m actually not giving you the idol, I’m keeping it for myself and you’re going tonight.” And what was your response when I asked you about it? Oh yeah, “I wanted to save an epic blindside for the vote result.” You made it seem like the friendship we made was not as great as the blindside would be. I still am not over the way you handled that and that honestly changes the perspective I used to have about you.
Now Lex, I gotta say, you are an interesting fella. Let me start off by saying that you really are a friggen bastard. If I saw either “oops!” or “hazzah!” on my screen one more time, I may have killed myself. WTF does “Hazzah” even mean? What do I want to say about you? Well, if it means anything, you gave me good laughs during the game. But, while you did give me good laughs, you also are probably one of the worst social players, that I can see, in this game. Why you ask? Well, I’m going to say that we talked about 50-60 different times during the course of this game. Out of those times, I think you may have IMed me, hmmm, 5 times? And out of those 5 times, I think 3-4 of them were about something Brett told you that I said that you said was funny. So, Lex, I want a full definition of the word “hazzah.”
You went on a massive immunity run and that is really great. This game is more social than anything else and the only reason you’re still around is because you won immunities, so congrats to you. Does that alone make you worthy of the win? Absolutely not! Tell me if I’m wrong, but didn’t you say that you haven’t said a word to Alina since Malaysia, and she was in the F3 with you?! Yeah, I’m sure a lot of us haven’t spoken to Alina, but she also wasn’t aligned to me, Colleen, Austin or Russell. Hell, I think I had 2 or 3 different conversations with Alina this game and I was never in the same alliance as her. What does that show? Did you ever even bother talking to Russell or Austin before the end of the game? I know you talked to Colleen since you guys know each other previously. Oh, and Lex, I remember on my birthday telling you that I wanted a drunk “happy birthday” wish and you said I’d get it. Well, I never got it!
Am I bitter? No, I don’t get bitter. However, this is All Stars, and you guys need to earn this win. So, I have some questions/requests for the both of you. I don’t want any kissing ass either in these answers, that alone makes you not get my vote.
1. Give me at least two ways that everyone on the jury is like the person they are playing as.
2. Give each juror the title of hero or villain and explain your reasoning behind it.
3. Say something bad about the way your F2 partner played the game.
4. A winner HAS to know how the game went and especially KNOW their opponents. I want each of you to tell me what the strategy of each juror was, how it changed, what plans they had for the future, their main alliance, their REAL Final 2.
5. Please rank the jury based on their gameplay and then rank them based on how well you knew them during the game.
6. Compare each juror to a song and why.
7. Compare each juror to an animal and why.
8. Would you rather be the clown that distracts the bull or the guy riding the bull?
Good luck to both of you. I honestly have NO IDEA who to vote so whoever answers these the best will get my vote.