Results!

[Amanda Kimmel]

Time for me to get the votes.

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...what the fuck is this?

I ONLY HAVE THREE FREAKING VOTES





Lividmanda esta livid.

Let's remember this rule, shall we?

5. BE ACTIVE. You guys are All-Stars, if you self-vote for ANY reason, we reserve the right to remove you from the game. All-Stars do NOT self-vote. Remember to leave a bootlist! You all know how they work.





First of all, thank you Erinn for IMing me your vote when you couldn't make it on.

Second of all, thank you Hunter for leaving a bootlist even if you didn't need it. You voted and spelled Brendan's name right. Thank you.

Thirdly, although your vote is the same as last time, thank you for caring enough to vote, Double D.

Fourth...

SCREW YOU BRENDAN

Are you seriously looking away from me? You haven't been online in like 36 hours or whatever. You left no bootlist and you disappeared and self-voted yourself out for the THIRD FUCKING TIME

I should have known not to pick you. I really should have. You have failed me, and you're about to get ZAPPED. ZAPPED all the way to the living Hell known as pre-jury. That's right, Mister. NO REDEMPTION 4 U.

And I don't want you to play again because I'm sick and tired of having to do this. Over the course of this series, you've self-voted FIVE FUCKING TIMES NOW. And you got lucky in Manchuria that your fake birthday aligned with when you self-voted... I honestly should have known to be Lividmanda.

I am THROUGH with YOU.

As is everyone else:

And there's one more... without a parchment.


But anyway...

*pushes Brendan off the side of Tribal*

Okay, Dan... let's look at that rule again.


5. BE ACTIVE. You guys are All-Stars, if you self-vote for ANY reason, we reserve the right to remove you from the game. All-Stars do NOT self-vote. Remember to leave a bootlist! You all know how they work.


You did not leave a bootlist, either. Ordinarily, I'd kill you right now. But one, you're enduring a lot of shit with finals and a bootlist would be the last thing on your mind. I can totally relate.

But you still didn't VOTE or LEAVE ONE. And since I just threw Brendan's ass right out of Tribal Council and I'd hate to just remove two people and the circumstances are truthfully excusable, as you're not the only Canadian I know to be enduring through finals, I'm granting you a reprieve. But this reprieve does not come without consequences. You will no longer receive Shop points for surviving the round. I see this as a fair consequence for you for the time being, but if you self-vote again... let's just say I'm going to be as mean to you as I just was to Brendan. Or maybe meaner. We'll see how I feel at the time.

You should know just how lucky you are that I don't want to remove two people in the same round. But from here on out... let's just say this road is going to be a lot harder for you.


Hunter, Erinn, DDanielle... thank you for taking this game seriously. I respect you all, and for your activity, I will ensure that you get proper points and such in your confessionals


Grab your torches, head back to camp, good night!

[Nat B]

Bull shit! Take lovely all-stars spots from us people who actually cared and wanted to play and you go and get yourself removed.....

*SLAMS A ROCK ON BRENDAN'S HEAD*

No producers are stopping me this time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Erinn Lobdell]

Bye Brendan.

[Dan Kay]

Oh fuck!!! I'm soooo sorry guys!!... I had just gotten back today and i was over at my cousins all day for easter. I hoped i would make it home in time to vote, but you know how it is when you're with your extended family. I think it is a fair consequence for my mistake... will never happen again. Terribly sorry Amanda!

[Hunter Ellis]

LOL for me spelling something right for once

[Amanda Kimmel]

Don't worry about it, Dan. Just leave a bootlist ASAP


We'll see what we can do with Brendan's body.

[Dan Kay]

Done ^

[Fabio Birza]

There never would have had to been an Elimination challenge either if he wasn't in. He was lucky to be picked and blew his opportunity. ORG lesson to be learned, always have a bootlist

[Nat B]

Amanda...the body has been taken care of....
The more graphic details are hidden for some of our more simple people...

SPOILER: Click to show

I escorted Brendan out of tribal council and into a small canoe...little did he know the canoe was infested with Jack Rabbit disease. Jack Rabbit disease is a disease that came from jack rabbits and its eat your heart once it is inside you...causing a slow painful death. I thought that was too easy so I injected him with the jack rabbit disease (after knocking him out with a large boulder). I have been working out Then once he came back and realized what was going on, I pushed his body into the river so that he could get eaten alive AND drown at the same time. His body is now somewhere in the river.

[Erik Huffman]

Lividmanda I love you <3 This round is a lesson well learned for everyone.
Don't bring out the laser eyes again!
Unless Pissedney can come, then it's fair game.